WTF.

You've never been the one to break bad news lightly so when i get a phone call from you, the one that floss' twice a day and uses mouth wash and brushes twice a day, saying you think your teeth are rotting WTF!!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT MAKE JOKES ABOUT THIS!? HOW AM I NOT  GOING TO FREAK OUT AND GO 'ewww I kiss that rotten mouth" HOW CAN I NOT!?!?!?!? ewwwwwwwwww wtf!