Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Chick Fit Lyrics

***warning****

Graphic Language!

So I kinda hate boys right now. and this is a humorous song about it if I was in high school I would have totally handed this to ms. Sellars during Poetry and gladly accepted an F for inapropriateness!
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This is for my girls on the side (on the side)
Who are dealing with the boys on the sly (on the sly)
They just want you in bed
Doesn’t matter what you said
Cuz now he’s undoing your fly (your fly)

A lil messege for the boys on the list
Who’ll only sleep with girl when she’s piss (drunk)
When she’s slurring her ‘no’s'
Don’t you treat her like a ho
Or your face is going to meet my fist (my fist)

see my problem isn’t with mankind
the problem is the men I find
who say they want to date
then last minute they flake
and leave a loving girl in a bind

my problem is not only that
cuz these boys they all act like twats
they think with their dicks
and it still makes me sick
cuz im hoping its all just an act


because
boys don’t know the first thing about girls
they say anything to get their little friend to hurl
Boys don’t know the first thing about love
So ill just stay single till im up above

a long time ago there was this jerk (this jerk)
who loved me till he went to “work”
fucker became a prick
and he found a new chick
cuz her boobies had three times the perk

And then there forget his name
And his game was just really lame
He would beg for me back
Then give me the sack
Then I would be left to blame

because

boys don’t know the first thing about girls
they say anything to get their little friend to hurl
Boys don’t know the first thing about love
So ill just stay single till im up above

So what is it I’m trying to say? (trying to say)
Its if you want to fuck with me
Boys don’t mess with my shit
And be there to commit
Or be prepared cuz your going to pay

some may say that Im being a bitch
but like a rash boys always itch
rather take it and leave it
then fuck it and chuck it
then runaway with her gitch

because

boys don’t know the first thing about girls
they say anything to get their little friend to hurl
Boys don’t know the first thing about love
So ill just stay single till im up above

so this is the end of my rap
and I’m sure that it sounds like crap (like crap)
its an ode to a boy
who wants me as their toy
and I think that im going to snap...


wanna hear??
www.myspace.com/sheenastardust

cute poem

Is it love that I want from you?
Or is it just to have you there?
Were you the light to my path?
Because I am stumbling in the dark,
Tripping over things that are not there,
Sliding on the loose pebbles,
With no hand to grab,
No light to guide me,
I was still reaching
And forever walking on,
On the path you lit,
But you ran and hid,
I lost you,
Did you want to lose me?